The Chinitos Files

These are the Chinitos Files, named after the infamous gimik place in Canelar Airport area. Where unavailable men bring their current flavors of the month. Where indecent proposals are born. Where good doctors become half-assed versions of themselves. Where frustrations with current "special friends" are forgotten. Where ZCMC residents become IWs.

Read on if you dare...


Lame Excuses To Tell Your Friends During Inuman When the BF/GF is Telling You to Come Na... Now.. Or Else


The gf/bf is horny. He/She is texting you incredibly steamy messages. But you're caught in a late night inuman session with your friends who know you inside out and will never let you out of your sight. So what do you do?

Here are a list of lame excuses you can tell your friends. Match the following excuses with the people most likely to say them (Jay-ar, Elgie, Doc Bastero, Choie, Van-van, Jackie, Janet, Mae):

1. "Paload lang ako."

2. "Di pa dumadating yung load. Sabihan ko lang yung may-ari ng loading station."

3. "Pa-gas up lang ako."

4. "Bili lang ako ng cheesebread."

5. "Bili lang ako ng yosi."

6. "Bili lang ako ng Snow Bear."

7. "Susuka lang ako sa labas."

8. "Gusto ko ng kwek-kwek."

9. "Hanap na ako ni Uncle."

10. "Hatid ko lang si Jackie."


The Medical Representative


He comes in, dressed in his striped brown and white 3/4th sleeved polo shirt and black slacks. He smelled great, looked great and he knew it. Surrounded by his friends, casual in their jeans and shirts, he looked like THE MAN.

"Pa-cover lang ako... Maxxx candy, indicated for sore throat and acute laryngeal infections. With the bioefficacy comparable to other brands but has lesser side effects. It is available at a cheaper cost, sold only 3 for P2.00 and available in cherry, lemon, orange, eucalyptus and calamansi flavor. It is now available in all groceries and sari-sari stores nationwide."

Inom pa, Jay. Inom pa.


The Dean's List Awardee


Bwaaarrkkkk...

"Hoy pare, okay ka lang?"

Bwaaaarrrkkkk...

Sprawled out in the unclean floors of the public comfort room, she hugs the toilet bowl as if it was her long-lost friend.

Bwaaaarrrrkkk...

The disgusting and eclectic mixture of tacos, beer and the night's dinner are spread out on the walls of the tiny comfort room, like an unappreciated work of art. The renowned ZCMC-IM senior resident grabs a mop and morphs into an IW as he cleans up his friend's vomit.

Bwaaarrkkkk...

"Net, okay ka lang diyan?"

Bwaaaarrrkkkkk....

The Dean's List Awardee has finally met her match.

And his name is San Miguel Strong Ice.


*** To Jackie, Van-van, Janet, Doc Bastero, Elgie, Choie and Jay-ar, I had fun last night, mga pare ko! Let's do that again sometime soon... Pero, hinay-hinay na Jan, sa inom. Bakit kasi kailangan pang habulin sa inom si Jay-ar? Kung nagpasahan kayo ng candy sa bibig, eh di sana, mas matutuwa pa kami niyan sa inyo. Wahahaha...