A List of Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery:

Oops!

Has anyone seen my watch?

Come back with that! Bad Dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingy

What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change!

Damn, there go the lights again...

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

What do you mean, he's not insured?

Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "Bay Watch"

What do you mean "You want a divorce"!

FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

...from thedoctorslounge